Pieter (frustrato) wrote in thecronies,
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The Filthy Hygene Habits of the Common Man

Ball-Licking is an art. Not to be taken lightly such as it is by many a canine, and not to be dismissed, as it is by the legions of human prattle who scoff and snicker as they observe those of us with enough sense to know the beauty of a good clean scrotum. I can't understand for the life of me why humans refuse to do it. Are there tongues simply so short that they cannot reach their own genitals, or are they merely in love with the idea of harboring festering fungus and pungent aromas on their most sensitive of organs? If it is the former, I pity them, and if the latter is true, well, then man's world is truly doomed. All of us "lesser beings" are sure to die at its side.

-Blockhead
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